Feeling unrequited, and also maimed

Question of the Day: Is it possible to break one's calf?

And, if so, what's up with the three day delay on eliptical machine injuries?


Also, M. and I have two separate packages full of wedding registry goodness waiting for us, which we are presently, unpleasantly, unable to obtain. One is from FedEx and is currently locked inside the evil mailroom at M.'s work until Monday morning. The other is from UPS and is currently stuck on the evil UPS delivery truck for the rest of the night, but really until Monday morning, because then it will be locked inside the evil UPS pick-up center which is closed over the weekend. Pardon my French, but can anyone say blue balls?