I had a dream

Last night I had a dream that I was Katharine McPhee from American Idol -- only blonde, and with shorter hair -- and that I somehow got into Keven Federline's wedding gift registry closet, which was lined with stacks and stacks of drinking glasses, which I proceeded to demolish and shatter and destroy. Then I got into my mother's car (my real mother, not Mrs. McPhee) and we sped away.

I don't know what any of this means. But it felt really good to break all those glasses. Also, I hated my (Katharine's) hair.