The good, the bad and the awkward

Awkward New York City social interaction No. 12,7322:
Bumping into your creepy middle-aged neighbor's HX Magazine "massage therapist" as he's fumbling out of your apartment building with his "massage" table bags. At 9AM, no less.

Best thing about working with anciently old ladies who are both cognitively impaired and hard-of-hearing:
When you go to shout in their ears, they think you're making a pass at them and they kiss you on the cheek while you're shouting. Every time.

Worst thing about deciding, with your husband, that you both officially hate doing laundry enough that you're going to start Having It Done Professionally (not unlike your creepy neighbor):
They may fold your shirts wrong and fail to use fabric softener, but there's plenty of other vendors to choose from. And there's no turning back.