A Pox on Them
Whichever marketing demon came up with the new FabuLash(TM) mascara campaign - - or, better yet, the product itself - - should be taken out back, dolled up like a FabuLash(TM)ed dimestore jezebel, and beaten to death with tubes of FabuLash(TM).
This commercial invaded my morning routine and I am now unable to get Halle Berry and her be-ponytailed mug out of my head, as she says it, over and over and over again: FabuLash. FabuLash. FABULASH.
Watch it, I dare you. And then watch your soul shrivel up and die.
posted by Groomzilla @ 9:56 AM
2 Comments:
My lashes are naturally fab.
No, please don't ever take away my fabulash. I'm much too lazy to apply fakes... I need fabulash, just like we need martinis post work.
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