Call off the wedding

I was going to write a starry-eyed and hope-filled post about the New York Supreme Court's anticipated ruling on gay marriage today, and how maybe they'd give it the green light, and how then we'd get to reenact our whole wedding complete with cannolis and chartreuse lanterns and paper bag hats, but then.....

....they beat me to the punch. Mother fuckers.

I think this officially calls for secession.