Future Perfect

According to this week's issue of Time Magazine, the very near future will be one dominated by life-like robots that can mop the floor, learn how to dance and follow you around from room to room. Plus genetically cloned people.



Seeing as I enjoy, shall we say, holding the remote in a relationship - - not to mention my longstanding dream fantasy of marrying myself - - it seems that no good can come of this very near future, and I should probably push the wedding up to February.