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The fountain of HomoNuptial ramblings remains dry -- chalk it up to being overworked, or underinspired, or preoccupied with ridding my apartment of cockroaches, or unhealthily obsessed with trying to establish a normal bowel regime, or perhaps just to Seasonal Affective Disorder -- but my iTunes Music Store remains fertile and abundant.

I therefore present my New Favorite Group/Album -- costarring a friend of a friend of M.'s -- which anyone with any sense of taste or morality will immediately listen to, fall in love with, purchase, and enjoy. Seriously, I suck at describing music, so I won't try, but it is good.

In other news, we're narrowing down the Race for the Ultimate Gay Wedding DJ. It's currently between a middle aged gay black man with a fondness for Hawaiian prints and a thirty-something partially-shaved-headed ambiguously-oriented gentleman with a predilection for Goth and Industrial.

The former is friendly and Family, but sent us a DVD of another gay wedding he dj'd which seems like possibly the boringest gay wedding ever. The latter has flawless taste in and talent with music, but requires room and board and is a little bit out of our miniscule price range.

Unless, of course, we receive multiple chicken pot delights which can then be sold and bartered to pay the piper.